"Hey you, rise and shine. We've got work to do! I said get up!"
"No way dude/girlfriend! No time to waste!"
"Am I gonna have to pull the covers off?"
"I bet you were..."
"Afraid not, this is totally happening."
"Chill out for a second! You'll be glad I showed up."
"Don't you recognize this adorable face? *giggles* It's Kyu! From the Bar!"
"Clever disguise right? I can change my hair any color I want; It's pretty sweet."
*giggles* "No! No! God no! Besides, I was on the clock."
*sigh* "Why are they always confused...?"
"If you can't tell by now, I'm a fairy. Well...A love fairy to be exact."
"Common misconception, I assure you that fairies are indeed a thing."
"Good question. I'm glad you asked."
"Hmmm...funny...but let's leave the sarcasm to me, alright?"
"You see, as a love fairy it's my job to help poor saps/gals like you out with the ladies. It's just...what I do. I don't like to brag, but I'll have you know I have a very impressive track record. All of my previous clients are...basically walking babe magnets now. You though...ahem...let's just say you will be my greatest accomplishment yet."
"Ha! No, but seriously..."
"Man! You and all the questions? Can't a fairy just help a brother/sister out?
*sigh* "It's fine! Just go with it! It's gonna be great!"
"We need to get started right away! Tell me, how many dates HAVE you been on?"
"Oh my god! It's worse than I thought. Isn't it? Alright, grab your shit! We're going on a date right now! Someone has to show you the ropes. I know a place nearby that's open pretty late. You'll love it! Or not...I don't care."
"Aw shit! It's morning already? We're way behind schedule! Okay, check it out. I have one last thing to give you and this is important. Introducing the latest in love fairy technology; the Huniebee four point oh!
"The Huniebee is an essential lifeline for any player on the go. It automatically registers the info of new girls you meet and can even track their location. You can organize your inventory, buy new gifts, upgrade your traits, It's awesome! We don't have time to go over every feature, but you're a big boy/girl. You can figure it out. To access the Huniebee all you have to do is just right click at any time. Or...if you're weird, you can use that button at the top of the screen. Go ahead! Break that bad boy open!"
"Okay great! I think that's it for now. Let's get out there and talk to some broads!"
"I said...let's go talk to some broads!"
"What's that? I didn't hear you. Did you say hell yeah?"
"That's what I like to hear!"
"Now if you wanna meet a hot chick you gotta go where the hot chicks are! I've done some scouting and I have a few ideas of where to start. It depends what type of girls you're into. We can check out the university, the mall, the gym, the park or the nearby cafe. What'll it be?"
"Good choice rookie! Couldn't have picked it better myself. Alright, ready? Get your game face on!"
"Oh yeah, they can't see or hear me. I'm just a figment of your imagination. Plot twist! Nah, I'm crazy real! I just hid myself from everyone so I can give you advice on the sideline."
"No way! You did it! Well...with my help of course. I gotta admit; I did not expect you to pull that off. Beginner's luck! Don't let it go to your head. By the way, that other chick that was here just a second ago...since she was in range, the Huniebee started tracking her location too. So after you're done here with this girl, you can catch up with her too. Just bust out the Huniebee and check out the girl finder screen. I'm pumped! You pumped? Yeah, You're pumped! Go get'em! I'll be around if you need me. *giggles* What am I saying? Of course you need me."
"Man! Will you get a load of these two? I'd KILL to have tits like that!"
"This chick is clearly out of your league, but there may be hope. She's probably looking for a decent guy/girl because of that baby mama drama. So, just try not to be an ass for like...five minutes. Oh! She's looking over this way! Showtime!"
"Aw Shit! I was afraid we might run into one of these! Doesn't look like she's a big fan of people...buuuut, your weirdness might actually pay off here. Hmmm...I never thought I'd say this to you but...just be yourself..."
"Don't beat yourself up over it. She was a lost cause to begin with. Plenty of fish in the sea! Let's see...how abouuuut...wait, is she coming back over here? This oughta be interesting."
"Ooooo, Milf alert! Looks like a total cougar too. I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation here. This is what seperates the men/women from the boys/girls. You've got to be aggressive! That nice guy/girl shit isn't gonna cut it!"
"Well, I'm be damned! Will you look at this guy/bitch? I hardly recognize you without the virginity. Congratulations man/girl! And with such a fine you thing too; I'm impressed!"
"Yeah, no shit! We make a good team though."
"Believe it, buddy! You've earned it!"
"Ohhh dayum! He's/She's unstoppable! *giggles*
"You know...I have to say, I might even be a little jealous. I mean... you've got a ways to go...but you're turning out to be a regular sex machine. Be a shame to let these girls have you all to themselves. Yeah, you know what? Fuck it! I'm in!"
"Alright, I'll try to make this quick. This is the date grid. These little pieces are called tokens. You earn affection by matching three or more of the circular tokens horizontally or vertically. For a successful date, you have to fill the affection meter before you run out of moves. Go ahead, give it a shot! Match those orange tokens with the crescent shape in the middle of the grid."
"See? Easy! Each of the four affection tokens represents a particular trait. The orange ones represent Romance, blue is Talent, green is Flirtation and red is Sexuality. Pay attention to which trait your date prefers! It'll go a long way. Of course matching four or five tokens will get you even more affection. I'll show you, match those four Sexuality tokens in the bottom right of the grid. The red ones."
"Sweet. Okay, what's next...Oh right. Let me cover the other token types real quick.The pink hearts are Passion tokens. Matching those will raise your date's Passion level. The higher her Passion level is, the more affection you'll earn. The gold bells are Joy tokens. You'll get an extra move by matching those; very useful. The Broken Heart tokens are bad news. Seriously, avoid matching those as best you can. Finally, the teardrop tokens are Sentiment tokens. Matching those give you...well, Sentiment. You need Sentiment in order to use date gifts. Annnnnnd seeing as how you don't have any date gifts...I'm guessing I need to explain that too? Here, I'll hook you up with one of mine. It's on the house. Like I said, you'll need Sentiment to use it. So go ahead and match those three Sentiment tokens in the left most column. The tear drops."
"Okay, now go ahead and give that date gift to me."
"Cool huh? There are like, a ton of date gifts that you can get too. They each have a unique effect on the date and can be extremely useful in combination. Oh, and thanks to a little fairy magic, you'll never actually lose them. So you can use them on your next date too! Is that cool or what? Alright, alright. I've gone on long enough. I'll let you finish up the date so you can get the hang of it. Oh and don't worry, I won't let you fail this one. I'm not THAT mean."