- "Oh god, this guy/chick?"
- "Umm, is there something I can help you with?"
- "Ughh, there you are. Could you have taken any longer?"
Accepting "Liked" Gifts Edit
- “Wow, for once you didn’t screw it up.”
- “Whatever, don’t start getting all cocky on me.”
- “What? Do you want a kiss or something? Dream on.”
- "Nothing wrong with free shit!"
- "I'll be taking that!"
- "I hope you're not expecting anything in return!"
Accepting "Loved" Gifts Edit
- “So what? Am I supposed to blow/fuck you now? Get real.”
- “If you’re trying to buy my love, keep spending.”
- “This’ll do, for now.”
Accepting "Unique" Gifts Edit
- “Swweeeet. At least you’re useful for one thing.”
- “Niiiiice. How’d you get your hands on this?”
- “Aw, score. You’re not as big of a loser as I thought.”
Rejecting Gifts Edit
- “Oh, my favorite! NOT!”
- “Maybe in some other lifetime.”
- “Uhhh, try again.”
Accepting Fruit Items Edit
- “Nice. I could totally eat this right now."
- “About time…”
- “Hey, gimme that!”
Accepting Junk Items Edit
- “I don’t care how fat this makes me, I’m eating it.”
- “Mm, eating always makes me want to smoke.”
- “Aw man, I love this shit.”
Rejecting Food Edit
- “Are you trying to make me throw up?”
- “That’s fucking disgusting.”
- “Ughh! Gross!”
When Full Edit
- “Get that shit out of my face.”
- “I’m going to be fuckin’ sick.”
When Hungry Edit
- “Make yourself useful and go get me something to eat.”
- “If I don’t get some food right now, I’m gonna punch somebody in the cunt/dick.”
- “So, I’m like starving, like, to death. It’s kind of a problem.”
Accepting Alcohol Edit
- “Now this guy/girl knows how to party.”
- “Are you kidding? Fuck yeah!”
- "Bottoms up Bitches!"
- "Aw shit! That's good!"
- "Keep these coming!"
- "Hold on, I'm gonna pound this."
Rejecting Alcohol Edit
When Drunk Edit
- “Are you trying to get me drunk or kill me?”
- “Alright, I get it; alcohol.”
- “I’m probably pretty fucking’ set on booze, thanks."
When Hungry Edit
- "I'm sitting here dying of hunger and you're trying to give me this!?"
- "Seriously? Hook a bitch up with some food!"
- "Uggh! You're so stupid!"
Before Sex Edit
- "I hope you know what you're doing."
- "What? Please tell me you're not a virgin."
- "Well, at least you're not lacking downstairs/upstairs."
After Sex Edit
- "Hey, we can hang out again, like this. Or whatever. I don't care. Do what you want."
- "I... uhhh... whatever! Move! I need to get ready!"
- "You better not tell anybody I was here!"
Matching Heartbreak Tokens Edit
- "You fuckin' moron"
- "What the fuck?!"
- "Ugh, of course!"
Giving a Date Gift Edit
- "Big deal!"
- "Good boy/girl"
- "Not Bad"
- "Keep'em coming"
- "That's more like it!"
Rejecting a Date Gift Edit
- "You sure about that?"
Completing Date Edit
- "You can wipe that look off your face. You got lucky this time."
- "Not bad. I've been on worst dates, I'll admit that much."
- "I guess that wasn't a complete waste of time."
- "What are you expecting to get into my pants now? You weren't THAT good!"
- "I'll admit I had a good time if you stop looking at me like that."
- "Yeah, so I had a good time. Don't make such a big deal out of it!"
Completing Night Date Edit
- "Mmm...I'm horny, so let's fuck."
- "So I kind of feel like getting laid right now. Looks like it's your lucky day."
- "Right, whatever...I guess you've earned it. Take me back to your place."
Failing Date Edit
- "Oh my god! Kill me now so i don't have to go through THAT again."
- "Puh-lease! You've got to be able to do better than that!"
- "God! What the fuck was that?"
- "Can you explain to me what exactly you were trying to do?"
- "Could you maybe like...put in some effort next time?"
- "Well, that was a total blowout! Thanks for wasting my fucking time!"
Pre-Date Quotes Edit
Accepting Date Edit
- “With you? Uhhh, yeah, sure, whatever. Just don't get your hopes up.
- “If this turns out to be a waste of time I’m gonna be so pissed.”
- “Oh, my god! Fiiiine…”
- “Okay… If I go out with you will you stop bothering me?”
- "Yeah, yeah. You're lucky I'm in a good mood today."
- than for wasting my fucking time!
- "Pffft...Alright, let's just get this over with."
Full Inventory Edit
- "Oh my god! Your inventory's a fucking mess! Could you maybe clean that out?"
|Botanical Garden||"Okay, I'm here. So, now what?"*|
|Corkscrew Carnival||"This is your idea of a date!? Whatever!"|
|Farmers Market||"Okay, I'm here. So, now what?"*|
|Golden Falls Casino||"At least I can smoke in here."|
|Hiking Trail||"Okay, I'm here. So, now what?"*|
|Hot Springs||“I suppose I could get used to this…”|
|Ice Rink||“God, could it be any colder in here?”|
|Outdoor Lounge||"Okay, I'm here. So, now what?"|
|Scenic Overlook||"Ughh... gaaaay!"|
|Tennis Courts||“Great; now I get to be all sweaty and gross.”|
|Vinnie's Restaurant||"Oh, yeah. Reeaalllly impressive."|
|Water Park||“Shit! I forgot to bring my sunscreen.”|
*A morning date with Audrey is only available when you first meet up with her. Her Outdoor Lounge quote is reused for all 3 locations for this very reason.